July Chihuahua Meet

Mom took me in the car to another one of those things she calls "Chihuahua Meets". I'm expected to run around like an idiot and play with the other dogs while she talks with people about things I don't understand, like RAW diets.

There are a lot of little dogs like me at the meets. I am almost the smallest, but there is another one smaller than me they call Bitsy. Her mom dressed her up in a bikini, even though it was windy and cold. Mom has to keep her Coach purse up on the picnic table, otherwise someone will pee on it.

All the humans picked me up and petted me. I didn't mind the other dogs, but I don't run around. I'd feel more comfortable if Daisy was there...she was supposed to come with me, but she pissed Mom off when she got out of her harness in the driveway and ran up and down the sidewalk. She got put back in the house and we left without her. I don't think she cared.

-Bambi (aka. Little Dog)