Woe is me

Dear Mom,

Why would you do this to me? Don't you love me? Then why in the world would you put this degrading costume on your beloved Bambi? I know, you got it at Walmart the day after Halloween, when it was 50% off. You HAD to have it. I get it, hot "dog." Very funny.





But what I really want to know is why Daisy got to wear the adorable lady bug costume, and I'm stuck being a stupid hot dog. She didn't even have to wear the head piece with the antennae.

Hot dog....Lady bug. Is this favoritism? I can't wait for next Halloween.

-Bambi